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Hey, dude that doesn’t have bus fare ready! I need to get to fucking work! I don’t have time to sit for 3 minutes while you dig in all your goddam pockets for the appropriate change! You’ve been sitting at the bus stop for 15 minutes! You’ve had ample time to use your crack-riddled brain [...]
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Okay. So. Pull up a chair. It’s been a minute, yeah? How are you? How are things? Did you catch Lost last week? Pretty fuckin’ epic, right? How are the folks? Good? Good. Well, listen. I just wanted to make you aware that the format of this blog [that no one has read for 6 [...]
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Crack: it’s what’s for dinner
A few things that have happened recently:
My friend Brandi and I were leaving work to catch the bus. The bus was scheduled to arrive in less than 5 minutes, so we really had to skedaddle [I can't believe I just typed the word skedaddle. My apologies. Stay with me]. We were approached by a homeless [...]
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The Other White Meat
So, over the weekend, I moved into a 3 bedroom house with my brother and the latest Seattleite, Blake. It’s been pretty sweet so far. We have a pretty nice house ina quiet neighborhood with ample places to sit and a large, fenced in backyard in which Zoe the Beast can let loose (and believe me, she [...]
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Check it…
Things I think are lame:
-Faux hawks [self-explanatory]
-’Devil Horn’ hand gesture [no longer cool. Soccer moms and grandmothers throw the horns.]
-Insane Clown Posse [(Juggalos also included) A. the music sucks. 2. they paint their faces. D. why all the goddamn faygo?]
-Wine by the glass [just buy the damn bottle. You know you're going to have more than [...]
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A Couple Top Tens…
DK’s Top Ten Hip Hop Albums [Remember- they may not be the BEST, but my FAVORITES]
1. Bone Thugs – E. 1999 Eternal
2. Notorious B.I.G. – Ready To Die
3. Del The Funky Homosapien – Deltron 3030
4. Snoop Doggy Dogg – Doggystyle
5. Jurassic 5 – Quality Control
6. DMX – It’s Dark And Hell Is Hot
7. Dr. Dre [...]
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Ladies Men and Melodies
I encountered a book called “The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists” at the library recently. It looked like an interesting read and, who knows, maybe it would give me a few pointers on the ‘art of seduction’. While at first it seemed like it would be a fine read chock full of [...]
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Been A Minute…
…so yeah, it’s been a little while since last I polluted the Interwebs. I apologize. I guess I’ll just fill you in on some things that have happened in the last month or so. Well, most recently, I went to see Saves The Day at Neumo’s here in Seattle. The show was fantastic (well, STD [...]
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My Favorite Viral Video…
…of all time! I’m not sure how many of you have seen this, but I’ve watched it monthly for at least a year. It is so bad it’s good and so sad it’s funny. This is actually how my brain processes hearing the real Nirvana anyway. I don’t see much of [...]
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Welcome to Douche City
In the last few weeks, I have encountered a ridiculous amount of deebags. It’s getting to the point where I don’t want to leave my house in the morning. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met some cool people, too, but they are in the minority.
To the dude on the bus at 9 P.M. wearing shades, [...]
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