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19Apr08

Things I think are lame:

-Faux hawks [self-explanatory]

-’Devil Horn’ hand gesture [no longer cool.  Soccer moms and grandmothers throw the horns.]

-Insane Clown Posse [(Juggalos also included)  A. the music sucks.  2. they paint their faces.  D. why all the goddamn faygo?]

-Wine by the glass [just buy the damn bottle.  You know you're going to have more than one glass anyway]

-’Mash Up’ club music [a mash up I'd like to hear:  'Material Girl' on top of 'Hammer Smashed Face']

-Longboards [let's see you try a fakie kickflip on that thing, you yuppie.  Go back to San Diego!]

-Dr. Niles Crane [Frasier also included.  But I kind of like the dad.  And the dog, too.]

-Carnival rides [slow? dangerous? run by meth-heads?  No thanks!]

-Cedric the Entertainer [you know how Morgan Freeman makes any movie better?  Ced is the antithesis]

-Fishing [better alternative: watching old people fuck]

-Razor Scooters [unless you're a midget, then it's just adorable]

-TMZ [get a life, paparazzi scum]

Things I think are awesome:

-Tuna Salad

-Wallabies

-KEXP.org

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